Oompa Loompa's Got Ass

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2020

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Summary

The boys wonder if coochies ever get hot, Michael tells Trev about how Greta accidentally got high, and their friendship is put to the test over whether chicken salad is good or not. Plus a listener gets freaky in the back row of a Suburban GOT DAMN.

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0:00.0	Chicken salad or egg salad, where are you at?
0:02.3	Chicken salad?
0:03.1	Chicken salad.
0:03.6	The fuck's there?
0:04.6	Huh?
0:06.0	You ever had a fucking chicken salad?
0:08.4	No, I'm sorry, I wasn't raised on a cat food diet.
0:12.4	Wow.
0:13.2	Woo.
0:14.2	Fucking shots fire.
0:16.4	Is that just like, diced like shredded chicken in the egg salad?
0:20.6	It's cubed.
0:21.4	No, it's cubed chicken, mayonnaise, all that like fucking
0:25.2	ball out of the bullshit.
0:26.4	Well, hold on, dawg, what?
0:28.2	Bro, there's some trash.
0:29.9	I, let me ask you this.
0:31.1	Are you feeding Shrek and then eating his leftovers?
0:33.7	OK.
0:34.3	Can you, Gabriel?
0:35.5	Chicken salad?
0:36.3	Gabriel, can you please look up classic ingredients
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