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75: Worst Fake ID Stories

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.87.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2020

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

The team dives in to the world of bad fake ID's, why Hooters is so depressing, and how Michael got scammed in NYC. They also discuss how a listener ate his sibling's pet goldfish. This is a podcast about making documentaries.

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0:00.0

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0:04.2

Well, Barrett Holmes gave us the flooring and £1,000 for every £20,000 of the house price,

0:09.4

a lovely bonus. We could have spent it however we wanted, deposit, mortgage,

0:13.8

but we used it for moving costs. You know how Steve's back is?

0:18.8

Visit BarrettHomes.co.uk to find out more. Selected bloodsomely requires legal completion

0:23.6

on or before 30 June 2023. Flooring is up to the value of 1% of purchase price,

0:27.8

season C's applied. See website for details.

0:58.1

Let me ask you this, is that seed if you pic that seed out and you're putting the ground?

1:04.0

You get avocado? Yes. Guys. I don't think so. It's literally like that with so many fruits?

1:12.4

I don't know, I don't know if that's the seed. Okay, take an emoji avocado and just put water on it

1:17.6

and turn this onto an avocado. What are you're on, trees? Virnes. No avocado trees, yeah.

1:23.1

I don't know bees, dude. Vines are so elegant for no reason. Vines are elegant only when they're on a

1:28.8

thing, only when they're like Savannah, Georgia and they're like cascading down. You've got a nice

1:33.1

Victorian home. You but like vines on the ground, you know, get it together, you know, but then you

1:37.2

like walk by and there's a bunch of grapes. I go to my inner floor in Italy. You know what,

1:40.6

Salaris? Is it to make wine? You got a step on grapes. Who is the first person to be like, hey,

1:45.9

let's step on all these motherfuckers where they're discussing orphan feet. Let's do that. I think

1:50.3

of the kid who got sent to time out and they're like Rodney, go go out there. You know what you got

1:55.2

to do. All right. You just started stepping on grapes. Yeah. I think all of those processes are so

1:59.8

hilarious. Like someone had to, I mean, they fucked up a bunch before they came up with wine, you know?

2:07.0

Yeah. Because they had to because you had to ferment that shit. What does ferment mean? I think

2:10.9

ferment just means sit that shit out. Why does it just time out? It's just crazy. Eventually you take

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