74: A Facetime Facial

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 June 2020

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

The gang discusses how drinking blood can cure whiskey dick, eye contact during sex, and how everyone in Arizona has fake boobies. They also answer the question that every science class teaches... Does Tucan Sam lay pipe?

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0:00.0	The best thing I got on Deepa.
0:01.4	That's a good question.
0:02.4	This really nice 80s Adidas jumper.
0:05.2	The quarter rates with Jumwaring.
0:06.4	This pink mini skirt.
0:08.2	This Jussi Kateri.
0:09.3	Probably my unif choke boots.
0:11.0	This pair of jeans, I wear them all the time.
0:12.6	The main one, I'm quite into the moment, is extreme layering.
0:15.5	Ranch.
0:16.4	White's okay.
0:17.6	Relaxed grandpa.
0:19.0	Part-time punk, part-time polypocket.
0:20.8	I think co-cat is the word.
0:22.2	Baggy relaxed and a bit out there.
0:24.3	Necher short, I barely short short.
0:26.4	That's like my favourite outfit at the moment.
0:28.7	I got it on Deepa.
0:30.0	I want a P on somebody.
0:31.2	Just...
0:35.8	Right.
0:38.0	Why do we say rolling?
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