Ooh La La in the House! Ooh La La!
Rude Tales of Magic
Bucket of Milk
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 12 May 2026
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
Our heroes meet a strange child in a basement. Good news: he's facing them-not a Blair Witch situation. Phew. Bad News? He's still a creepy little freak! Afterwards, the gang gets hungry, but what's still open this late?
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:06.4 | I'm huge. I'm the giant from Jack and the beanstalk, and I've caught Jack. Before I grind his |
| 0:15.7 | bones to make my bread, I want to make him little friends to play with. |
| 0:22.6 | Well, have you considered HeroForge? |
| 0:24.5 | HeroForge offers a full customizable tabletop miniatures with dozens of fantasy species |
| 0:29.1 | and thousands of parts to choose from. |
| 0:31.0 | All within your browser. |
| 0:31.9 | Hmm. |
| 0:32.8 | Yeah, HeroForge. |
| 0:34.4 | HeroForge offers custom minis in a variety of materials, including color plastic, acrylic |
| 0:39.6 | standee, and bronze. |
| 0:42.4 | Yeah, HeroForge. |
| 0:44.3 | HeroForge offers downloadable model files for users to 3D print their unique designs at |
| 0:49.2 | home. |
| 0:49.5 | Yeah, y'all, HeroForge. |
| 0:51.3 | HeroForge also lets you 3D print custom dice. |
| 0:54.2 | It's as easy as one, two, three. |
| 0:56.0 | Fools! |
| 0:57.2 | Of course I know, HeroForge. |
| 0:59.8 | I'm a giant who likes to force miniatures to be friends. |
| 1:04.8 | That's why I have a pro subscription that allows me to organize my little characters based on campaign, theme, and more. |
| 1:11.7 | Pro also gives me access to new item drops a week early. |
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