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Rude Tales of Magic

[Patreon Preview] Opera & Sherry, DM'ed by Branson!

Rude Tales of Magic

Bucket of Milk

Comedy Fiction, Comedy, Leisure, Fiction

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2026

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

Well baby I hear the podcast a callin?!

Here's a preview of our latest Patreon Game of the Month, Opera & Sherry, GM'ed by Branson and starring Ali, Joe, and Tim!


Wanna hear the rest of this incredible episode? Well it's a Patreon Exclusive, so you're gonna want to head there and subscribe now! We'll be releasing one-shots like this each and every month, so subscribe today to hear 'em all and enjoy all the other incredible perks of patreon satisfaction and the deep satisfaction that comes with supporting the arts 🥲

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0:00.0

Hey there, folks, it's Joe from Rood Tales of Magic.

0:06.8

I'm just here listening to another one of our incredible Patreon Games of the Month.

0:10.5

And I wanted to share a special sneak preview with you.

0:13.1

Boy, if you are a fan of 90s spinoffs of the great 80s sitcom cheers,

0:17.2

you are going to love this.

0:19.5

Give it a listen.

0:39.8

Music Cheers. You are going to love this. Give it a listen. Oh, baby, I hear the blues a calling? What? That's crazy. It's usually the blues, they don't call. They wail or they sob, but to call?

0:44.1

Well, that's just a brand new trick up the blueses a sleeve.

0:47.8

For you see, the year is 1995.

0:53.9

Most of the world is caught up and talk about the release of pavement's sprawling double album Wowie Zalley or Squarespace's Chrono Trigger.

0:57.8

But not here in the fictional city of Seattle, Washington.

1:03.0

Ah, yes, Seattle, a city designed by a madman.

1:07.7

Once home to heroin addicted guitarists and heroin curious lumberjacks, Seattle is now

1:13.6

how the upper echelon of American society. Let me take that again. Seattle is now home to the

1:20.4

upper echelon of American society. Or leave it in. I had a typo. Who cares? They put the hoity

1:26.3

in the hoity in the hoity. Okay, two typos in a row is cares? They put the hoity in the hoity.

1:30.0

Okay, two typos in a row is embarrassing.

1:32.8

They put the hoity in hoity toidoidie.

1:34.2

And why wouldn't they?

1:40.0

This city is home to 33 opera houses and 1,400 Michelin Star restaurants,

1:44.4

all of which need a reservation at least six months in advance to get into.

1:58.3

Unless maybe you're somebody special, somebody famous, somebody whose face is plastered all over the buses that nobody in the city needs because they all drive BMWs and Lexuses.

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