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Rude Tales of Magic
Bucket of Milk
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 26 May 2026
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
Our heroes don't use their powers much this episode, but boy oh boy do people smoke in high school! If you like "smoking cigarettes in and around high school, during the day, alongside teachers" this is YOUR episode. Enjoy!
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Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan!
This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. Guys, the bomb. It's going to explode any second. I think I know what I need to diffuse it, but I'll need all your help. Red wire, blue wire, what do you need? Whatever you need, Joe, we're here to help you. Thanks, guys. I knew I could count on you. Tim didn't say anything, though, so you might not be here to help. I think we deserve to die, but tell me how we can stop it. Ali, I need access to a Discord where people are always talking about rude tales of magic. On it, I'm going to crunch the numbers. Be boop, boop. Branson, can you give me rude talks of chatting? A show where the cast of Roood Tales of Magic answers fan questions about the latest |
| 0:37.8 | episodes. |
| 0:38.3 | Of course I can give that to you, Joe. |
| 0:40.3 | And Tim, I know you want us to die, but in respect to the rest of us who want to live, |
| 0:45.7 | can you please give me a once a month, Rude Tales Patreon exclusive game of the month, |
| 0:51.4 | where we play original one shots exclusively on Patreon. |
| 0:54.7 | Why'd you have to ask me a question is so goddamn easy? |
| 0:57.4 | I've got it right here, pal. |
| 0:58.7 | Thanks. |
| 0:59.1 | Yes. |
| 0:59.7 | I've got all these pieces in place now to cut the wire of supporting a beloved comedy podcast. |
| 1:07.5 | Wish me luck. |
| 1:08.8 | I love you guys. |
| 1:10.0 | Snip! |
| 1:14.2 | That's right. all died in that explosion |
| 1:15.8 | but you don't have to |
| 1:17.2 | celebrate life |
| 1:20.0 | join the Rood Tales of Magic |
| 1:21.6 | Patreon |
| 1:22.1 | unfortunately |
| 1:25.4 | there wasn't enough money in the wires |
| 1:27.2 | only you can go back in time and produce this by subscribing some Rood Tales of Magic. |
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