Only Black People Are In the Illuminati (with Jemele Hill) RERELEASE
My Momma Told Me
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4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 14 May 2026
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Summary
Does the Illuminati only comprise Black celebrities? Langston and David sit down with sports journalist and podcaster extraordinaire Jemele Hill (Spolitics Podcast) as the three of them get down to business about the Illuminati, but more specifically, the Black people who make up this infamous secret society. Why aren't there more discussions about white celebrities in the Illuminati? Why isn't Langston's orthopedist in the Illuminati? Is the word "illuminati" Italian? The answers will disappoint you. Lastly, we get an out-of-pocket voicemail about the Black male loneliness epidemic and get to the bottom of white women in cookie monster pajama pants.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.9 | I think it was somewhat recently. |
| 0:07.1 | It came out that B. Arthur and Betty White couldn't stand each other. |
| 0:11.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:11.7 | I was like, yo, golden girl's drama. |
| 0:14.3 | It was like a Martin Gina situation. |
| 0:17.4 | Same circumstances. |
| 0:19.9 | That's what I was in |
| 0:21.3 | tentacle |
| 0:22.0 | and you know who was Martin |
| 0:25.3 | in that relationship |
| 0:26.2 | you know she was trying to kiss her |
| 0:27.8 | for real |
| 0:28.5 | B. Arthur was |
| 0:35.9 | picking Betty White up |
| 0:37.1 | and trying to kiss her. |
| 0:40.3 | Little did we know. |
| 0:41.9 | What was happening in the back bedrooms, right? |
| 0:44.0 | Oh, wow. |
| 0:46.0 | The government growing babies. |
| 0:53.3 | Microchips in your anus. |
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