Jesus is Magic (with Sam Jay + Keith Johnson)
My Momma Told Me
Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 19 May 2026
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
Comedian and host of the new Look Back At It podcast, Sam Jay, joins Langston and David with the co-host of her Onsite podcast, Keith Johnson, to figure out what kind of magic Jesus was really bringing to the table. Miracles or willing beer runner? Sam tells us about her stable of whites. She's got a Boston flavor, the boat lover, (n*ggas in Miami need not apply), and a cool 90s surfer. Would the world be a better place if we all saw Jesus as a regular dude? Langston continues the lightskin wars, and David catches a fashion stray.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:05.4 | Because this is my podcast episode, I'd like for Keith to be here, but to never mention |
| 0:10.6 | who he is. |
| 0:12.1 | Okay. |
| 0:12.7 | What he does. |
| 0:13.9 | And also, we... |
| 0:15.7 | This is insane. |
| 0:16.8 | He's just here. |
| 0:17.6 | This is a humiliation, Richard. |
| 0:20.0 | He's just here. |
| 0:21.9 | I got a whisper. I got a whisper. |
| 0:24.3 | We don't introduce him. |
| 0:26.9 | This is powerful. |
| 0:27.8 | We don't introduce them. |
| 0:29.0 | I thought I had to seat at the table. |
| 0:31.0 | I hope you get some Royal Boss Blue after this. |
| 0:34.9 | I got it under here. |
| 0:36.0 | You got to. |
| 0:38.4 | Sam. The Sam got Yon |
| 0:38.7 | Yon |
| 0:40.3 | She'd be up |
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