Russian Bots are Tearing Apart Black America (with Kerry Coddett)
My Momma Told Me
Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 12 May 2026
⏱️ 81 minutes
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We're busting a nut with Corn Nutz and writer, director, and actress Kerry Coddett (Flatbush Misdemeanors). Kerry brings us one of the best conspiracies we've heard in a long while. Russian bots are tearing apart Black America. Do we really miss our crack heads? How bad is a Cheesecake Factory date for real? Why are we not dancing anymore? Run, they're dropping fireworks in the woods.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:21.2 | Did you ever have lugs? Did you guys ever have to have lugs? Like the boots? Yeah, yeah. I wanted something real bad. I did because I'm a woman. Oh, that's fair. They made lady lugs. They did have girl lugs, though. Yeah, but like a girl that's wearing lugs, it's probably smoking black and miles. That's true. That's true. Probably not what you want to be with it. |
| 0:23.2 | And that was a period where that was what I was into. True, me too. I said that and the only was like, bitch, really? A lady in lugs was like, yeah, yeah, damn, boy. It really sets off your baby fat The one jacket baby fat |
| 0:39.3 | Because I've never seen |
| 0:41.2 | I seen a baby fat T and then I seen that one jacket |
| 0:44.2 | And not really |
| 0:45.5 | And I guess they had those sweatpants too |
| 0:47.2 | They did have a whole sweatpants |
| 0:48.8 | Good |
| 0:49.5 | Yeah yeah |
| 0:50.5 | You got the black classic |
| 0:52.6 | Okay classy girl |
| 0:53.9 | That's basically like walking around in Chanel That's basically like walking around in Chanel Yeah, yeah. You got the black. Classy. Okay, classy girl. |
| 0:56.8 | That's basically like walking around in Chanel. |
| 1:02.4 | The government growing babies. |
| 1:05.3 | Microchips in your anise. |
| 1:08.6 | All koala bears are racist. |
| 1:13.6 | The ozone layer owes me money. Martians invented turkey stuff. |
| 1:16.6 | Y'all can't tell me nothing. |
| 1:19.6 | Mom's got the night off. Daddy's running the show. You want to keep me happy. |
| 1:24.6 | Here's what you got to know. i want the blues craft macaroni and |
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