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Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2024

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Collegiate DUI’s, Olympic hype, and Trump vs Biden on the golf course… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6 - Saginaw, MI 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Denver, CO 10/31 - Bakersfield, CA 11/1 - Oxnard, CA 11/2 - Long Beach, CA 11/7 - Savannah, GA 11/8 - Athens, GA 11/9 - Augusta, GA 11/10 - Bristol, TN 11/21 - Midland, TX 11/22 - Lubbock, TX 11/23 - Dallas, TX 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at [email protected] ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS DREAM RECOVERY: Ready for the best sleep of your life? Use code NETPOSITIVE for 20% OFF your order at https://dreamrecovery.io MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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0:00.0	in the hundred yard dash.
0:04.0	The black guy's gonna win. What up everybody? John Christ here. I'm out of town. I'm in Branson for the week. Not to brag up top, but we actually recorded this
0:27.2	week's episode of the podcast, I believe on maybe Wednesday or Thursday, and we talk a lot about like going to a rally and
0:37.0	what it would be like at a rally or something of that nature I don't quite remember it
0:41.8	but to add some some level of maybe
0:45.8	context this is absolutely we recorded this episode of the podcast before
0:50.0	everything that would happen with drop.
0:53.0	I'm just kidding.
0:53.5	I don't know why I whispered that.
0:56.3	This weekend, so if you're listening to the episode
0:59.2	and maybe it lacks some kind of context
1:01.8	or maybe we want to be respectful obviously to the tragedy that happened out there and the loss of life and everything
1:08.0	We recorded this episode just as a disclaimer before all that happened.
1:14.3	Anyway, I'm going to be in Branson for the week.
1:16.6	And maybe you guys just want to get away from all that.
1:19.1	So this episode, it would be a welcomed distraction I guess but I'm sure you
1:25.8	don't come to the net positive podcast for breaking news but if you do
1:29.4	welcome anyway enjoy the episode everybody We'll see you next week.
1:34.0	Episode 115, What's Up Brother?
1:37.0	Yeah. That's how I'll start, dude.
1:39.0	Yeah, buddy, we love it.
1:41.0	See, I feel like everybody knows that we just we just started we just started but they know we've been speaking we've been speaking prior to starting the cameras
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