Hiroshima In The Suburbs

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2024

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Hiroshima in the suburbs, bullets falling from the sky, who we SHOULD be tipping, and the state of country music… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6 - Saginaw, MI 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Denver, CO 10/31 - Bakersfield, CA 11/1 - Oxnard, CA 11/2 - Long Beach, CA 11/7 - Savannah, GA 11/8 - Athens, GA 11/9 - Augusta, GA 11/10 - Bristol, TN 11/21 - Midland, TX 11/22 - Lubbock, TX 11/23 - Dallas, TX 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at [email protected] ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS DREAM RECOVERY: Ready for the best sleep of your life? Use code NETPOSITIVE for 20% OFF your order at https://dreamrecovery.io GOODR: Pick up a pair at https://goodr.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code NETPOSITIVE for FREE SHIPPING ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositive ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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0:00.0	They look like Hiroshima in the suburbs and I shouldn't have said that but I don't know I shouldn't have said that Tag team baby let's begin back again party. What's that what's the
0:19.6	lyric to that tag team back again check in the mix so let's begin
0:23.0	nothing kind of before my time really my 92 baby man I don't know
0:28.0	to do dang are you really yeah east and what year you born
0:32.0	3,0002?
0:33.3	No way.
0:34.8	3,000 too?
0:36.4	Yeah, it's like 2000 and late.
0:38.2	You're born in 2002.
0:39.4	Oh, two is nuts.
0:40.3	On your driver's license is oh, too?
0:42.4	Do even know about 9-11?
0:45.0	Yeah.
0:46.0	That was the before you were born.
0:47.0	Yeah, like three months.
0:49.0	Have you heard about it?
0:50.0	Yeah, they used to make us watch videos in class all the time.
0:54.0	Dang, did you don't even know about it?
0:55.0	Was it like in history class?
0:57.0	Yes, dude?
0:58.0	Like they'd pull it up and we'd all be like, what the...
0:59.0	And they'd be like, oh, ask your parents about it when you get home.
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