Beyond What We Can Bear

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2024

⏱️ 69 minutes

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The craziest news week of all time, a pastor with anger issues, and, whatever you do, DO NOT pet the dog… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6 - Saginaw, MI 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Denver, CO 10/31 - Bakersfield, CA 11/1 - Oxnard, CA 11/2 - Long Beach, CA 11/7 - Savannah, GA 11/8 - Athens, GA 11/9 - Augusta, GA 11/10 - Bristol, TN 11/21 - Midland, TX 11/22 - Lubbock, TX 11/23 - Dallas, TX 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at [email protected] ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS HELLO FRESH: FREE appetizer for life! One appetizer item per box while subscription is active. Go to https://HelloFresh.com/NETPOSITIVEAPPS HENSON SHAVING: Go to https://HensonShaving.com and enter NETPOSITIVE at checkout to get 100 free blades with your purchase. (Note: you must add both the 100-blade pack and the razor for the discount to apply.) BLUELAND: Get 15% off your first order by going to https://blueland.com/netpositive ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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0:00.0	P. OV. My face when I see a black singer.
0:03.7	Mm-hmm.
0:06.7	Mr. Biden, what up everybody? Welcome into the studio. We out here John Christian the studio hosting the show Alex Legos ladies and gentlemen Easton in the studio.
0:30.0	Hi Alex is gonna wave Easton just gonna give give a peace sign good morning. Yeah this looks like a this he got a you got a roll tied hat on an outlaws never die. Y'all look like y'all are ready to you're ready to suit up.
0:43.0	I'm ready to vote.
0:44.0	Yeah, you all look like you got opinions.
0:47.0	Straight up.
0:48.0	Sure do, John.
0:49.0	A couple white guys with mics, careful.
0:51.0	Yeah, and a podcast.
0:52.0	Let's start a podcast. Welcome in everybody. We hadn't had a
0:57.4	podcast in two weeks. Has anything happened? Mm, I don't think so. Nothing in the
1:02.0	news? I've been off the internet a little bit. I haven't think so. Nothing in the news?
1:02.6	I've been off the internet a little bit.
1:04.3	I haven't really been paying attention.
1:05.4	It was just kind of nice to get some downtime.
1:07.0	Slo and we don't have much going on in the show today either.
1:09.6	Dude, nothing to talk about.
1:11.8	Welcome in everybody.
1:14.5	I'm on Depression Watch for another six weeks
1:17.1	before I get out on tour.
1:18.3	I'm just kidding, don't start it off like that.
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