One Page at a Time: Book 7, Page 288

The Real Weird Sisters: A Harry Potter Podcast

Alice Asleson & Martha Krebill

Tv & Film, Arts, Books

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2025

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Alice and Martha continue to strike seventh book gold as they discuss another chapter from "The Goblin's Revenge." Ron's unreasonable and irascible mood dominate this page as the trio discusses all of their deep inside knowledge that could help them track down the horcruxes, including the lightbulb moment that Voldemort was educated at Hogwarts!

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0:00.0	Book 7, page 288.
0:03.0	May I have your attention, please.
0:08.0	May I have your attention, please?
0:13.0	Will the real weird sisters please stand up?
0:17.0	We're gonna have a problem here.
0:18.0	We're the weird sisters, we're the real weird sisters.
0:20.0	All you are, the weird sisters are fine, but not the vickers.
0:22.9	Will the real weird sisters please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.
0:29.3	Hi, and welcome to the real weird sisters.
0:31.3	I'm Alice.
0:32.5	And I'm Martha.
0:34.0	And today we're here to talk about the 288th page of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
0:39.5	We have good news.
0:40.8	We have good news, everybody.
0:42.7	It's all in the Goblins Revenge.
0:45.3	Yes.
0:46.1	This is like the longest chapter ever, apparently.
0:50.1	And we're doing another page from the Goblins Revenge.
0:53.6	I know it's only the second one, but still, like the fact that we've done two,
0:59.1	like all the book seven pages we've done are either from that chapter where they're
1:05.2	in grimpled place or from this chapter, apparently.
1:09.0	Yeah, two of the most fascinating chapters. I'm starting to see why some people don't enjoy the seventh apparently. Yeah. The two of the most fascinating chapters.
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