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The Real Weird Sisters: A Harry Potter Podcast

One Page at a Time: Book 4, Page 617

The Real Weird Sisters: A Harry Potter Podcast

Alice Asleson & Martha Krebill

Tv & Film, Arts, Books

4.71.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2025

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Alice and Martha return to the fourth book as Harry prepares for the third task. A sweet moment from Ced, a not-so-sweet moment from Amos, and an almost non-existent moment from Mrs. Diggory take up the first half of the page, while Mrs. Weasley's reminiscing about the good ol' days of Ogg and Bill simply being cool take up the second half. Plus, a cameo from Michael Gambon - what more could you ask for? 

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0:00.0

Book 4, page 617.

0:03.3

May I have your attention, please?

0:08.2

May I have your attention, please?

0:13.3

Will the real weird sisters please stand up?

0:17.0

We're going to have a problem here.

0:18.6

We're the weird sisters, we're the real weird sisters.

0:20.7

All you are, the weird sisters are fine, but not the vickers.

0:23.0

Will the real weird sisters, please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.

0:29.3

Hi, and welcome to the real weird sisters.

0:31.3

I'm Martha.

0:32.5

And I'm Alice.

0:33.8

And today we're here to talk about the 617th page of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

0:39.0

And neither of us were quite right about where this page takes place.

0:43.0

It is from chapter 31, the third task, but it is before the third task actually begins.

0:49.6

I'm excited.

0:50.5

We've got a lot of characters on this page.

0:52.8

Yeah, there's a lot of characters for once.

0:55.1

And we were pretty close.

0:56.9

We don't always see as well.

0:58.8

That's true. Yeah, we have some unique characters and lots of opportunities for you to do some good voices, I think.

1:06.8

Yeah, and there's also some great turns of phrase in the narration as well that I'm looking for.

1:13.4

The narration will have some. Yeah, well, we'll see.

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