One Of Us Was In A Mosh Pit?!
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 3 May 2024
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Here, Bertia. |
| 0:01.0 | And all right, so here it is Friday morning. |
| 0:03.0 | What's everybody got going on this weekend? |
| 0:05.0 | Abby, bring me into your single young life, probably howling at the moon this week. |
| 0:10.0 | What are you doing? |
| 0:11.0 | Nothing. And thank God for it because I feel like I've been going |
| 0:16.2 | non-stop for the last couple of months between like weddings and then the spring |
| 0:19.8 | break trip I had with my mom and then my mom was here for my birthday and I have friends |
| 0:25.0 | coming into town and it's just been so overwhelming that I'm like I want to |
| 0:29.2 | sit on my couch and I want to rot I want to do Pilates again because I want to wake up on Monday |
| 0:33.8 | snatch just like I did last week this is my reset button because after this I |
| 0:39.6 | don't think I have a free weekend until 2026 so thank God I will be sitting on my couch just |
| 0:45.2 | marinating and doing nothing. I didn't have that gear 27 good for you for |
| 0:50.3 | identifying like look here's my calendar it's busy over the next couple of weeks |
| 0:54.8 | I was going to take this weekend I never did that burned out myself |
| 0:58.8 | oh I'm gonna have FOMO I'm gonna be sitting on my couch rotting with FOMO, but I know the right thing to do is to plug |
| 1:05.2 | myself in so that next weekend I'm ready to go. |
| 1:08.9 | Well the temptation if everybody calls you, like you're ready to sit there, but if somebody calls you with a really good |
| 1:13.6 | offer how willing will you be to just all right screw it I'll deal with it next |
| 1:19.2 | I've already told people to leave me alone did you yeah I I said, don't talk to me this weekend. |
| 1:23.4 | I can't, I'm weak, I'm fragile. |
| 1:26.9 | I have loose plans with a friend on Sunday |
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