Full Show PT 1: Thursday, May 2
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 2 May 2024
⏱️ 73 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Want to the full Bert show every day, uninterrupted with no ads, become a bonus, |
| 0:08.6 | bert show subscriber. Find out more at the Bert show dot com slash bonus BS the birch show |
| 0:15.2 | Get messy mike you not so messy today look at them with this new like |
| 0:20.2 | haircuttery hair looks good man like hair. Looks good, man. |
| 0:24.0 | You're trying to look sharp for graduation, sir? |
| 0:26.0 | I'm trying, but I did not like the way this turned out. |
| 0:30.0 | Why not? They gave me the anime look or something. |
| 0:32.8 | It's all long in the front, they feathered this right here. |
| 0:35.8 | It's all not good. |
| 0:37.4 | They're gonna be like, oh, eight beavers walking across the stage. |
| 0:40.6 | It's been an ego deflater for sure. |
| 0:43.0 | Looks like it's a sixth grade picture day. |
| 0:46.0 | It is. |
| 0:47.0 | You look so adorable. |
| 0:49.0 | I'm going to like pitch your little chate. |
| 0:51.0 | Look at you. I'm, I'm cute. |
| 0:54.0 | Yeah, you're freaking adorable. |
| 0:57.0 | All right, so it's a woman's fault. |
| 0:59.0 | You almost got into a fight? |
| 1:00.0 | It's not. |
| 1:01.0 | It's a man's fault. |
| 1:02.0 | It's a man's fault. And then, uh, it's everybody's fault but mine, as usual. |
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