one of us now ft. Greta Louise Tomé
Delusional Diaries
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4.1 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 9 April 2026
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Summary
this week on Delusional Diaries, the girls are joined by their new, but already very close, friend: Greta Louise Tomé. this episode has it all: they get into how they first met, the unexpected evolution of their friendship, and why being stuck together in Australia somehow fast-tracked them into “we’re basically family now” territory… but of course, that’s not all (as per usual)!
naturally, the conversation takes a turn into relationships, career paths, and the reality behind the lives everyone thinks are perfect online. they talk dating a pilot (and whether that’s actually a red flag), getting married young, and the difference between choosing someone at 25 vs. 35. there’s also discussions about therapy vs. “I’ll just deal with it myself,” the concept of delusional confidence, and why the way you think about your life might actually be shaping it more than you realize.
Oh, and the craziness you know & love? it is also very much present. we’re talking influencer secrets, iPhone camera conspiracies, random wellness debates, and a surprise reveal that no one saw coming. somewhere between serious life advice and absolutely unserious yapping sessions, the girls also get into how to actually meet people, stop giving closed-off energy, and romanticize your life a little more. it’s exactly what you’d expect: just three friends oversharing and somehow making it make sense.
Timestamps
1:31 - How we met Greta
11:17 - Pros and cons of getting married young
17:45 - Greta’s secret
24:54 - Questions from followers
42:27 - The art of self tanning
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, guys, welcome back to Delusional Diaries podcast. |
| 0:15.1 | I'm Hallie. |
| 0:15.7 | I'm Jazz. |
| 0:16.4 | I'm Greta. |
| 0:17.3 | Yay. |
| 0:18.4 | I didn't know how we were going to intro that, but love it. |
| 0:20.4 | I feel like you don't need an intro because we have so much overlap of audiences. Yeah. That's how I feel. Without further ado. I mean like you're not some. I'm like, you do not deserve an intro. I just mean like you're not some random person bringing in the podcast like that you found on the street. Yeah. like you're not like giving a side quest you're giving like we're already flowed like i'm sorry after |
| 0:40.1 | australia we talked about you so much that people |
| 0:42.4 | know really yeah yes yeah we talked about like we are all you meant like out like on your own term |
| 0:48.6 | no we were talking so much shit no on this very couch we were like we are a family we were forever |
| 0:53.8 | bonded because we spent so much time going through the struggle of getting our flight canceled and then choosing to stay and going to common supply and spending money together and being on the same vibe for going out and going to Bar Totti. Like that is family. No, me of familia. |
| 1:13.1 | I'm actually not okay. |
| 1:14.2 | It was really fun. |
| 1:16.8 | Like Australia was honestly, it became peak. |
| 1:21.8 | Like, especially when we got stuck, I feel like we went out to dinner every single night. |
| 1:22.9 | We got dressed up. |
| 1:24.2 | We shop till we dropped. |
| 1:26.3 | And I'm hoping that Korea will be the same exact way. Oh, my gosh. |
| 1:26.7 | I so very much |
| 1:28.1 | look forward to that experience but we actually met you I think I don't know it was the first |
| 1:33.2 | time you met her as well but at the bar little staycation in um oh yeah yeah that was forever |
| 1:41.2 | ago like that was my first interaction with you. What was your first impression? I'm scared. I'm going to be very vulnerable in this podcast. I'm like, don't come at me for this. But I'm, what? It's my phone's first funny. It's an internal me thing. Like, I met you and like, you were taking all these pictures and like, you were just like eating up the camera camera and I had like kind of a reflection moment of like well this is kind of like a green monster of like where I'm like I'm kind of like not liking her because she's like getting up this camera but it's a it's an inside like me thing I'm slaying the photos. Yes. But I'm saying my point is like it gave a little bit of jealousy where I was like, oh, this isn't like about her taking photos. |
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