Hi, guys, welcome back to Dillusional Dyerase podcast. I'm Hallie.

And I'm Jazz. Oh, guys, it's been to just hot minutes since we were back here.

I have so many things to talk about.

Same. But first, I need to talk about Stacey because she has decided to go into heat.

She's on her period. It's actually awful. Like, I got back home from Coachella and I was like, why is Frank Crina Hump hurt? It's so weird. He never does that. Only Fitz does that. I look at her, her coochie swollen as fuck.

I sent Hallie a picture because that shit's so fucking huge.

Yeah, she said he, she was supposed to get spayed on Thursday. I look at her, her coochie swollen as fuck. I sent Hallie a picture because that shit's so fucking huge.

Yeah, she's in heat.

She was supposed to get spayed on Thursday. Now she can't get spayed until after her heat cycle of the next few weeks. So that sucks. That's like nightmare. Like that's so bad to have to have to be wearing a diaper. It's just, it's awful. And of course I got a male Instacart shopper buying diapers because I was in such a hurry yesterday morning.

And of course he bought got a male Instacart shopper buying diapers because I was in such a hurry yesterday morning. And of course, he bought me like mail wraps. Like, doesn't even cover her coochie. It's like actually awful. But I genuinely think that men should not be allowed to be Instacart shoppers. Yeah, we've said that many times. And I continue to stand by that. really bad. Yeah. I'm so glad that has never happened to me.

And it never will. No. Because all your dogs are spayed. Yeah. But really, really, really, really bad.

Yeah, nasty. And having to change her diaper all the time is just so annoying. And it's also so inconvenient because she wants to go outside every five seconds, which normally is not an issue, but I take the diaper off each time.

Yeah. I'm like, I'm not taking your diaper off 25 times a day. No, that's a lot. Like, I don't even know how to sniff around and not even pee. Yeah. It's just like, it's too much. No, that is so much. But, like, it is what it is. Also, I went to Monte Carlo. That was amazing. Had a great time. I wish Hallie was there, but like I totally get, she's other things happening in her life besides, like, just being my friend and being with me 247. But I do wish that I could spend every single day of all day. I definitely had FOMO. I was supposed to be in the video. I was supposed to go on the trip. It didn't end up working out, unfortunately. But looked really, really fun. But I also honestly had an amazing week getting stuff done at home. Like sometimes that's really necessary. sometimes you just need it. But we do get to spend this weekend together. It's like we have spent so many weekends apart that I'm excited to hang out this time. Yes. We're going out to our houses. We both got some house updates. And we're having a like a sleepover. Yeah. You were also at Coachella. I was. We talked about it a little bit last episode. So we don't want to dive into it. But there's not much to say, honestly. Like, I was in the back. I enjoyed my time and I enjoyed being in the sun for a little bit. Yeah. I have to say, I liked Justin Bieber's, like, performance. I watched it on TikTok, obviously. And I thought it was very much made sense for him. I've been seeing some takes saying

like a woman artist can never get away with doing that. And I kind of agree. Yeah. Like I don't

think Taylor Swift could do that. That being said, I also think Justin is less of a performer and more

of like a vocalist. And I feel like like Taylor and Sabrina are such like they're literally the

life of a showgirl. Like it wouldn't make any sense for them to do something like kind of just sitting there just

themselves.

But Justin, I very much expected that.

So I wasn't surprised at all that that's how.

I feel like based off his performance at the, was it the Grammys where he was like.

Yeah, he was just like sitting there.

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