One Of Us Got Into A Drunken Brawl And Knocked Someone Out?!
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 21 May 2024
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Get it. The Bird Show. |
| 0:02.0 | Have fun with this one, ladies. |
| 0:03.0 | She only has two requirements for getting pregnant. |
| 0:05.0 | Just two. |
| 0:07.0 | I'm just not going to have a man's baby just to have a man's baby. |
| 0:10.0 | If a man wants me to have his baby, I have two requirements. You're going to get a tattoo of my face on your body because it's a body for a body. My body's |
| 0:17.5 | isn't changed forever. Your body's going to change forever. And my push president is either a car or a house preferably both but I definitely want a tattoo of my face on the |
| 0:26.6 | bother of my child's body, preferably his stomach because my stomach is going to look different |
| 0:30.3 | after a baby. So your stomach should look different too. I just have one |
| 0:33.4 | requirement for her don't have a baby. |
| 0:37.2 | That's wild. You ain't ready for a baby. That is wild. wild. |
| 0:43.0 | I get the principle of it. |
| 0:46.0 | It's just a horrible execution. |
| 0:48.0 | Like I feel like there's got to be some of, like believe me, I'll come up with a punishment for a man if I need to. |
| 0:52.0 | I just think that's a bad one. |
| 0:53.6 | Yeah baby is an eye for an eye is what it's gonna be. |
| 0:56.6 | I say. |
| 0:57.6 | Promise you for me becoming a mother. |
| 0:59.6 | It's so okay. Best out. |
| 1:03.0 | All right, Amber, you got yourself into a bar fight. |
| 1:06.0 | Come on now. |
| 1:08.0 | I did, man, I did. |
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