From Jello Wrestling To Boogie Wrangling…Did Having A Kid Make Kristin Uncool?

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🗓️ 21 May 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Yeah...she used to be cool. Back in the day Kristin used to do jello wrestling and smoke j's with celebrities and now? She's her toddler's boogie wrangler. Does having kids make you uncool? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Bert Show.
0:01.0	Back in the day, there I was out till 4 or 5 in the morning, right?
0:06.0	Watching the sun rise maybe as I come out of a club, right?
0:10.0	And then starting it all over again at 10 a.m. maybe on a vacation then you fast forward you have
0:16.4	kids and before I know it I'm escorting them backstage to the wiggles.
0:19.8	Yeah that's when you know every parent has these I ain't cool anymore. This is going to be a special version of now
0:29.3	Versus then so if you have a story of what you recently did with your kids that is mundane that is
0:36.3	gross that is just peak parent
0:40.9	experience and then an epic story from your past.
0:45.0	I want to share like the juxtaposition of them.
0:48.0	1 855 birth show 855, 235, 235, 237, 876. I have multiple examples for you, right? So, perfect one.
0:58.6	Yesterday in the car, Jimmy told me he had a boogie and sure enough there was a
1:02.2	giant booger on the end of his
1:03.4	finger. I had no napkins so as I'm driving I reach back grab it with my hand wiped it on my
1:09.2	pants.
1:10.2	Didn't think twice about it. That is now.
1:12.2	Yeah, Abby's writing these down. Another reasons why she's not
1:14.8	going to have kids. That is now. Then I smoked a J with Brett Michael's on the
1:19.4	poison tour bus. Okay, all right. I went from smoking a jay with Brett Michael's on the poison tour bus to wiping my son's
1:27.4	boater on my pants. All right, the next one.
1:29.6	That's a go. Now I get it.
1:31.0	The next one.
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