One Of Our Biggest Bert Show Fans Has Returned After Breaking Up With Us!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 12 February 2025
⏱️ 11 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Cabin crew, prepare for landing. |
| 0:02.0 | Wow, that was a quick flight. |
| 0:03.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:04.2 | Oh, never mind. |
| 0:05.2 | Bondi Beach, Barry Reef, here we come. |
| 0:08.2 | Holiday of a lifetime. |
| 0:09.5 | I can't wait. |
| 0:11.0 | Me neither. |
| 0:12.3 | Ladies and gentlemen will shortly be landing in Austria. |
| 0:16.0 | Austria? |
| 0:17.0 | We're supposed to be going to Australia? |
| 0:19.7 | What have you done? |
| 0:20.5 | Um, should have gone to spec savers. Book an eye test online. Uh... We're supposed to be going to Australia. What have you done? |
| 0:22.9 | Should have gone to spec savers. |
| 0:24.3 | Book an eye test online. |
| 0:27.3 | Anyone got any long trousers I could borrow? |
| 0:28.9 | I've only got a bikini, Andy. |
| 0:33.4 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:36.6 | This is really going to make some of you guys tune out immediately. |
| 0:48.3 | A success story about people that don't see eye to eye that actually listen to each other and rectify a situation and then move on. |
| 0:49.9 | That sounds glorious. |
| 0:50.3 | Wow. |
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