Kristin Had A Passionate Dream About Bert Last Night?!

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🗓️ 12 February 2025

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Kristin is having some trouble working with Bert this morning…why? Because for the first time in over a decade of working together she had a passionate dream about him last night!

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0:00.0	Cabin crew, prepare for landing.
0:02.0	Wow, that was a quick flight.
0:03.8	Yeah.
0:04.2	Oh, never mind.
0:05.2	Bondi Beach, Barry Reef, here we come.
0:08.2	Holiday of a lifetime.
0:09.5	I can't wait.
0:11.0	Me neither.
0:12.3	Ladies and gentlemen will shortly be landing in Austria.
0:16.0	Austria?
0:17.0	We're supposed to be going to Australia?
0:19.7	What have you done?
0:20.5	Um, should have gone to spec savers. Book an eye test online. Uh... We're supposed to be going to Australia. What have you done?
0:24.3	Should have gone to spec savers. Book an eye test online.
0:27.3	Anyone got any long trousers I could borrow?
0:28.9	I've only got a bikini, Andy.
0:39.2	The Bert Show. Mo and I are sitting here ready to make a deal. We want to negotiate with you guys over something here in just a second.
0:42.6	I've had the hardest time working with you today, Bert Weiss.
0:46.0	Oh, I got white hair coming out of my nose.
0:51.0	What are you going to tell me on the air that you should have told me off the air that you've been doing now for a decade?
0:52.9	What's going on? Do I have it ear hair?
0:54.5	It's something you did last night in my dream. Oh. Oh. Okay. And I'm talking in the almost 14 years that we've worked together.
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