One Kids Margarita, Please!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Bryan recalls one harrowing night on the way to the bar. After ordering a very special "kids margarita" from bartender, Bryan get's mistaken for a masked robber. When the dust settles he goes back to the bar and asks for another "kids margarita". Bryan is a bonafide hero! Blue is Bryan's Robin to Bryan's Batman Some police action in front of the Green house The magic Bryan look works again The dreaded felony stop Kids Margaritas for ALL the (club) kids 90's commercials were the highlights of 90's commercial TV LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:26.9	Slack.com slash DHQ. New Year, new me. Nah, I'm fine just the way I am. Doing the things
0:35.3	I love, like enjoying a latte on the bus with some music or on a walk with a friend. My
0:42.7	only resolution is to enjoy more of what I love, like switching up my usual with oat,
0:49.2	soy, almond or coconut. All delicious non-dairy alternatives available at Starbucks for no extra
0:56.3	charge. Whilst stocks last, subject to availability.
1:03.3	On this episode of the commercial break, you get me at the right moment I got the magic
1:14.1	touch, but you don't get me at the wrong time. I'm just a crabby old man. I'm a pragmatic
1:18.3	ass. I'm a militant hippie, as my ex-wife used to say. I didn't do it. I think I saw
1:27.9	a deer, high on cocaine, he's going that way.
1:30.9	I'm calling because I'm super horny.
1:36.5	Oh yeah, I bet you I think that big cock-outs that smack in it. Home Depot's president's
1:41.2	name is a sale is starting tomorrow. Don't go to lows. They'll be less due.
1:48.2	Lose, killed your grandmother. Come to Home Depot.
1:52.9	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
1:58.9	Yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to another episode of the commercial break. I'm Brian
2:03.9	Greene. This is my dear friend, Chris. Enjoy, hold lay best to you, Chris.
2:07.6	Best of you out there in the podcast universe. Why not? Thanks for joining us on yet another
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