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🗓️ 11 January 2023
⏱️ 52 minutes
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0:26.9 | Slack.com slash DHQ. New Year, new me. Nah, I'm fine just the way I am. Doing the things |
0:35.3 | I love, like enjoying a latte on the bus with some music or on a walk with a friend. My |
0:42.7 | only resolution is to enjoy more of what I love, like switching up my usual with oat, |
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0:56.3 | charge. Whilst stocks last, subject to availability. Right, there are two things I'd rather be doing |
1:01.7 | this morning. One, not going to work and two, not going to fucking work. Oh, and I'd also |
1:05.9 | like the long summer evenings back. And to be able to fit into a size 10, but those days |
1:09.8 | along, and they say, oh, they're off fucking said it. On this episode of the commercial break. |
1:19.7 | You know, there's a hundred prestige television shows that I should be watching in my 600 |
1:24.2 | pound life reruns come on. I'm sitting there. Oh god damn day. Just found two cattle out |
1:29.3 | in the West range. They're covered in jizz. Get your guns, son. We're going to go shoot that |
1:36.0 | cock in the balls. I barely had time to eat. I don't want to eat. I'm in a class right now |
1:40.9 | teaching women how to make poik-rest. Hey, come here, take a red duck. You're going to suck my cat. |
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1:56.9 | Oh, yeah, welcome back to the commercial break. Hi, Brian Green. This is my dear friend and |
2:00.3 | beautiful co-host, Kristen Joy Hodley. Best to you, Chris. |
2:04.1 | Oh, best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. How the hell are you? |
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