Fishing For Marlin!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2023

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Marlin relationship updates are few and far between and always one sided. Until now! TCB receives a random text from someone that sounds like Marlin's Sugar Mama. She explains her side of the story and lays down the rules of the "boy toy" road. It's clear from message...Marlin has some work to do! TCB does Dolphin sex Krissy has a magical experience with a fish The Villages documentary The Villages is buck-wild and TCB wants in! Foam parties are not fun or funny Bryan can't get life insurance Broadway shows A random text from a stranger has TCB wondering Marlin update Has Marlin's lady friend texted TCB? This Sugar Mama has RULES! Marlin is breaking those rules TCB gives Marlin some pointers LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:26.9	Slack.com slash DHQ. New Year, new me. Nah, I'm fine just the way I am. Doing the things
0:35.3	I love, like enjoying a latte on the bus with some music or on a walk with a friend. My
0:42.7	only resolution is to enjoy more of what I love, like switching up my usual with oat,
0:49.2	soy, almond or coconut. All delicious non-dairy alternatives available at Starbucks for no extra
0:56.3	charge. While stocks last, subject to availability.
0:59.5	Hey, y'all young boys, we're going to get your definitions right before you go out here
1:04.2	looking for a sugar mama because there's a difference in a sugar mama and a cougar.
1:08.7	A sugar mama was the one that's going to buy your play stations and your PS5s and your
1:13.7	Jordans and all that shit. But a cougar is going to fuck you and send you home. You
1:19.1	will be mad as hell if you went over to Bertha Mayhouse and laid that dick down thinking
1:22.9	you was going to get a PS5 and she was just a cougar and she gave you asked some corn
1:26.7	bread and some gatties and sent you on your way.
1:29.9	On this episode of the commercial break. Hey, look over there. They're all fucking on
1:37.9	the walker. That's some sex air walker fucking over there, Jim. Yeah, why don't we go to the
1:43.7	villages and go to those whatever the town centers and we'll just go get high and loaded
1:47.4	with a bunch of old people. Who knows? Maybe I get, you know, a blow job from a toothless
1:51.8	granny. I don't know. Could be fun. I'm not saying it's your fault that he can't get
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