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Junkfood Cinema

One Junky Summer: Never Too Young To Die

Junkfood Cinema

Brian Salisbury

Visual Arts, Tv & Film, Leisure, Arts, Hobbies

4.6705 Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2016

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

It's the movie Cargill called, "by far the strangest we've ever watched." Donkey sauce, James Bond on Tinder, and Brian's terrible student film are all wrapped up in our discussion of 1986's Never Too Young To Die! Stargrove!

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is junk food cinema.

0:03.0

Hi, this is Dick Miller.

0:16.0

You're listening to Junk Food Cinema on film school rejects.

0:21.9

Who are these guys?

0:42.6

Greetings, welcome to another star-groven episode of junk food cinema here on FilmSchool Rejects.com.

0:44.0

Stargrove.

0:46.8

Yeah, get ready for that to be a fucking running theme through this episode, folks.

0:51.8

This is the cult and exploitation film cast so good.

0:55.0

It just has to be fattening.

0:56.7

I'm Brian.

0:57.7

He's Cargill.

0:58.8

Lieutenant, how goes your day?

1:00.8

It's Cohen kind of awesome, actually.

1:03.8

Yeah?

1:04.5

I'm watching movies and playing Pokemon.

1:06.8

I mean, that's...

1:07.9

How could it not?

1:08.5

And now we're going to check in with a 10-year-old Cargill, Cargill, from several years ago.

1:13.8

Yeah, I love who I grew up to be, and that's all he has to say.

1:18.2

You're like, you're like someone who got caught in the middle doing a life serial commercial.

1:22.7

Like, the kid and me likes this, and the adult, and like some weird Cronenberg thing happens and you just can't transition

1:27.7

all the way back.

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