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🗓️ 3 August 2022
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0:33.4 | Monkey monkey monkey! |
0:36.4 | Why don't people say monkey monkey monkey? Better than check! Monkey check! Monkey is a K. |
0:42.9 | Is the K the important part? Check! Yeah, it's like a level like a spectrum of noises monkey monkey monkey monkey |
0:49.9 | I feel like it should be something of peas and asses because those are what sound the worst |
0:54.9 | Monkey I took a picture with Sierra we were in matching shirts and my mother goes you notice you have your shirt tucked in like a mom |
1:06.4 | And I was like I guess moms tucked their shirts in to show like look I still have a waist |
1:11.7 | That's what I did. Oh I thought I was so the baby wouldn't grab it. No she'll find something |
1:16.9 | Doesn't matter what it is. I have a scratch on my chin because she's like I got to get in your mouth and touch your teeth |
1:22.9 | And that's okay. This is exactly what you do to Tionfu so this is karma. |
1:27.9 | Okay, it's funny you bring that up because I was thinking about that the other day because I think it's very normal. |
1:33.9 | I don't think it's specific to my baby. She makes like high-pitched screeching noises like right because she's figuring out her voice |
1:41.9 | And my first thought was oh my gosh she's my daughter because like I make those noises in the house like I just do it |
1:48.9 | Whether I'm a loner people around I don't think about it, but if you think about it what's commonly told to moms is like oh it's payback or oh you're like oh you were this way when you were younger now it's payback and if you think about like women live in this world of like whatever you did someone's gonna get you for it. |
2:09.9 | You know your little girls a skank that's because you were oh she's a handful that's because you were and it's like that places so much blame and guilt on a child or a kid or a teenager for just figuring themselves out as if women need to be like this idea that women that karma has to come back and get them. |
2:33.9 | You know doesn't that make sense yeah no yeah does it does I mean I think the way that people talk about daughters is always a little. |
2:41.9 | We mothers and daughters is always a little fraught yeah but I just I like the idea that it's a call in response in your house and tear is like a pack of animals hearing a screech and doing a screech back I wish that's where we want to get to because right now it's just on her own independent of any other noises. |
2:59.9 | But I think about that how like the commentary or whole life is a woman is like you're going to get what you deserve oh you're with someone ugly that's because you were a slut that's because you were a bitch and it's like when do we say any like with guys it's like oh he was a bit of a dog now he's got all girls but that teaches you kindness and with women it's more like yeah that's what that slut she had it coming that's what she gets for taking a bite of that apple 2000 years ago. |
3:28.9 | There's this weird hope that women will have difficult daughters yeah in some way punish them and if anything all it is is me understanding what my mom went through I remember my mom being like one day when you have a little girl you'll understand. |
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