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I'm gonna get a lot of hate for this but I'm just gonna say it because if I were the person saying this it would be totally cool and all of these like Reddit betas would rally around me.

I kind of like nothing makes me hit like unlike or not interested quicker online than when I see a 20 to 40 something man on with like big head.

With like big headphone cans in a podcast studio.

And it's always it's always something like well so you're saying you said if we go to space you would not fuck an alien like it's always like that or like something like pseudo political or hyper conservative masquerading is like the most intelligent way to think.

And I'm just so sort of over hearing the opinions of just like any white guy with a beard and we're acting like it's gospel and they're all just hoping like maybe I too can build what Rogan had.

And I get that like I have a podcast and one of the podcast but like I cringe every time like oh there's a dude in a shitty t-shirt talking about ancient alien architecture.

Yeah it's I'm good.

Where at a point where anybody can get their their voice out there and you know what everyone doesn't need to again as someone who is right now speaking on a book and like everybody doesn't need to all do my friends podcast and there are people who are genuinely funny but I think the problem is it's about quality not quantity.

And so it's just someone to give you talk long enough you might say something funny. And so it's just like we're three friends from Philly this should be great.

I will say I because I'm in multiple like subreddits and stuff and like Facebook groups for like independent podcasters and whatever and so many times like a guy I'll post like hey me might three buddies just want to talk like what should we name our show like what should we do like we're just really funny together and everyone's like good luck marketing that dummies by the way like you might be like you might be really funny and that's like like.

And practical jokers I don't know I don't know those guys personally and I don't know how the funny they are on their own but like the show is funny and there are plenty of guys who just like jerk around and do funny pranks but like they're funny so like cream rises at the top but that being said for every clump of cream at the top there's like thousands of particles of sediment on the bottom that are just like what are the our opinions about how we low key can't get laid and are stinky that said i'm just over it.

I'm over men male opinions being like ackmatic and like the highest battle like oh my god a man said something or he said goes and i'm just i'm not interested in like the male narrative for a lot of things and I wasn't always like this i'm just kind of at capacity it's a show about a guy and he's just trying to figure it out i'm like i don't care we've seen this we've seen it.

I think women are more nuanced and we don't we it's always like can you talk about sex therapy or why you're sorry.

I can over it well.

Since this is your pie yeah does my pocket all mine's different you and talking all about your big weekend or you saving that for the end no

I shot my six netflix special thank you very much to those of you who came out okay this should be my bottom of the calm okay i'm going to do it at the top i've got other bottoms of the

top you know what never feels good is a mass group thank you and by the way special thank you to the thousands of fans who came like who's hearing that they're like aw you're welcome that feels so good for me it's more like performative like it's important i said thank you that way when they're trying to burn me down they can't

be like she didn't say thank you but nobody's like taking that to heart that being said i do thank you.

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