New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know.

You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.

And of course you can handle.

And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.

San Bernardino International Airport.

When airports smell great.

This is the world famous K-Rock.

It's hard to say that this will be the most regrettable hour that I have spent on K Rock, but I have a good feeling it will be for a couple of reasons. One, started the day by doing that shot of raw egg, which is sitting heavy in my stomach right now. We're about to do another shots right now. Followed that up with some tequila. Now we're drinking spicy marg. Swave Agave here. blind charlie has has just arrived with Jake's pet clippers and I'll be

getting the haircut, which I'm only doing so you guys know that like everything we do on this show,

we do do what we say we will do, regardless of how stupid it makes us look, sound, or feel.

We do it for you and hopefully it brings you a little bit of joy on this Cinco de Mayo as we look for me only

you know what Jake it was for you originally only but I wanted to do some good for your family

and you somehow made this selfish now about you just looking laughing at my misery because you're

still so spiteful and vengeful about that this was your offer right well anyway I listened to

audio it was your wife know you're going to do this, by the way?

No, she does not. Oh, my God. She's going to hate it. She will hate it, and my kids will absolutely hate it. Maybe I'll pee on your head. It's possible. It would be the first thing she peed on last 24 hours. So before we get into a brand new hour,

that will be all of that and reasons why

you have been accused of being a bad Mexican,

including on the text line from 818, it says, I can't call in, but I am always made fun of it because I am Mexican and I don't like cilantro or onions or spicy food. And I don't really like soccer either for the record. So this person is accused of being a bad Mexican. Johnny claims he gets accused of that all the time. We'll take your calls and your stories and we will award one of you the ultimate honor on this Cinco de Mayo, world's worst Mexican with a sash and everything. If you're watching us on YouTube right now, you can see behind Alley. We have our brand new Klein Alley Show. Please don't rob me signs. For anyone who's looking for home security,

we'll give some more of those away this hour as well.

And right now, let's go ahead and drink together, shall we?

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