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Am I the Jerk?

Old Man RAMS MY CAR at a STOP LIGHT for not MOVING FAST ENOUGH... so now I'm GONNA SUE

Am I the Jerk?

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Relationships, Society & Culture

4.83.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 September 2025

⏱️ 22 minutes

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0:00.0

An entitled jerk rams into my car four times at a stoplight complaining that I should have gone right as the light turned green.

0:06.9

He even went as far as laughing in my face when I asked for an ambulance after I got whiplash from his negligence.

0:13.4

And now I'm highly considering suing this guy because I am so angry about what he did to me.

0:18.0

Here's what happened.

0:19.0

So today I was driving to work and I'm stopped at a red

0:21.5

light and it's right then that an old jerk in a big rig pulls up right behind me. The light turns green

0:26.8

and before I even have a chance to react, this guy rams his truck into my car and he doesn't do this

0:32.4

once or twice, but he does this four times in total. Now of course I'm in a shock for a split second before I accelerate up the road and I pull over. So I get out and I signal for this old jerk to pull over. He pulls over, but when I go back in my car to retrieve my phone and wallet, he tries to pull away. And at this point, I am pissed off. So I pull ahead of him again and I signal once more. And I'm sure he knew at this

0:55.4

point that there was no way his truck was going to outrun my car. Now, as soon as he gets out,

1:00.2

what do you think he does? For starters, he doesn't ask if I'm okay and he doesn't apologize.

1:04.8

Instead, he goes straight to blaming me. Acting like a light turning green is an excuse to ram

1:10.0

into someone. He literally didn't give

1:12.0

me more than a second to move. He was very close to my rear end when it happened. So most likely,

1:16.9

this old idiot forgot I was even there. Now, I'm not proud of it. But when he blamed me for the

1:21.7

accident, I lost my cool and I cussed him out. I mean, why are these people such jerks and they

1:26.1

never accept responsibility?

1:32.0

I called the police to let them know what happened and requested an ambulance because I got whiplash on my neck. And when I did that, this old jerk thinks that this is hilarious and starts

1:37.0

laughing in my face. So yeah, this guy's a complete jerk. But you know what? He is not going to be

1:41.8

laughing so much when he learns the value of my car,

1:45.0

the medical bills, and all the other bills. And I'm pretty sure this guy's employer is absolutely

1:49.7

gonna love him. Wow, that is unbelievable that someone would seriously act that way. For starters,

1:55.1

you have to be a special kind of stupid to literally ram into someone four times. Like how on earth

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