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🗓️ 7 September 2025
⏱️ 21 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Karen's brats peed in my pool to claim it as their own. Now they think they own my pool. |
| 0:08.2 | I just recently had a new family move into my neighbourhood. The neighbourhood is relatively small and |
| 0:14.0 | close-knit. The kind of neighbourhood where everyone knows each other and we generally all get along well. |
| 0:20.0 | We have big block parties and shoot off |
| 0:22.1 | fireworks together on the holidays. The new family is a middle-aged couple with their four children. |
| 0:27.9 | The kids ages range from around 14 to 2. This incident is just the first of several problems |
| 0:33.7 | that I've had with this family since they've moved in. So, I was hanging out in the living |
| 0:38.5 | room, just relaxing and watching TV. From the couch, I have a clear view into my backyard. That's when I |
| 0:44.9 | notice the retractable cover of my swimming pool begin to roll up. I was home alone and no one else has |
| 0:50.7 | access to my backyard. For insurance reasons, I have a lock on my back gate because of the |
| 0:55.6 | pool. The gate always remains locked as we'd be liable if anything was to happen in the yard. I rush |
| 1:01.6 | outside and see what's going on. That's when I see the entitled mother standing next to my pool with her |
| 1:06.9 | four children. They're dressed in their swimsuits and she's rolling up the cover of my pool. |
| 1:11.8 | I say, excuse me, what do you think you're doing in my backyard? My kids have been well-behaved today |
| 1:17.3 | and they want to go for a swim. I saw that you have a pool, so we're going for a dip. Uh, this is not a |
| 1:23.3 | public pool, lady. You're on my private property. I need you to get out of my backyard now. |
| 1:28.3 | I never told you you were allowed to come on my property without permission. |
| 1:32.1 | Who the hell do you think you are? It's a very hot day in my kids want to go for a swim, |
| 1:36.8 | and they will. Not in my private pool, they won't. How did you even get in my yard anyway? |
| 1:42.3 | The gate is locked. Frick off, in my old neighborhood, |
| 1:45.5 | we did this all the time. My kids are going for a swim now, and you won't even know we're here. |
| 1:50.9 | You're just being selfish, and I won't allow my babies to suffer because of your bad mood. |
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