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Am I the Jerk?

Karen’s Brats PEED IN MY POOL to “Claim It” as Their Own… Now They Think they OWN My Pool

Am I the Jerk?

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Society & Culture, Relationships

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 7 September 2025

⏱️ 21 minutes

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0:00.0

Karen's brats peed in my pool to claim it as their own. Now they think they own my pool.

0:08.2

I just recently had a new family move into my neighbourhood. The neighbourhood is relatively small and

0:14.0

close-knit. The kind of neighbourhood where everyone knows each other and we generally all get along well.

0:20.0

We have big block parties and shoot off

0:22.1

fireworks together on the holidays. The new family is a middle-aged couple with their four children.

0:27.9

The kids ages range from around 14 to 2. This incident is just the first of several problems

0:33.7

that I've had with this family since they've moved in. So, I was hanging out in the living

0:38.5

room, just relaxing and watching TV. From the couch, I have a clear view into my backyard. That's when I

0:44.9

notice the retractable cover of my swimming pool begin to roll up. I was home alone and no one else has

0:50.7

access to my backyard. For insurance reasons, I have a lock on my back gate because of the

0:55.6

pool. The gate always remains locked as we'd be liable if anything was to happen in the yard. I rush

1:01.6

outside and see what's going on. That's when I see the entitled mother standing next to my pool with her

1:06.9

four children. They're dressed in their swimsuits and she's rolling up the cover of my pool.

1:11.8

I say, excuse me, what do you think you're doing in my backyard? My kids have been well-behaved today

1:17.3

and they want to go for a swim. I saw that you have a pool, so we're going for a dip. Uh, this is not a

1:23.3

public pool, lady. You're on my private property. I need you to get out of my backyard now.

1:28.3

I never told you you were allowed to come on my property without permission.

1:32.1

Who the hell do you think you are? It's a very hot day in my kids want to go for a swim,

1:36.8

and they will. Not in my private pool, they won't. How did you even get in my yard anyway?

1:42.3

The gate is locked. Frick off, in my old neighborhood,

1:45.5

we did this all the time. My kids are going for a swim now, and you won't even know we're here.

1:50.9

You're just being selfish, and I won't allow my babies to suffer because of your bad mood.

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