Bridezilla destroys 70 hotel rooms, then expects a full refund.

Who else loves Bridezilla stories? Because, boy, do I have one.

Buckle up because it's a long one. It includes drunken adults and minors, shoplifting,

the end of at least two relationships, a very long visit from your friendly

neighbourhood police officers, a few evictions, and a crap ton of overtime for my employees.

It was like we were the host of a live version of the Jerry Springer show last night.

Needless to say, there's going to be an employee appreciation party very soon, since none of them walked out on me with all the crazy stuff that happened.

I'm a front office manager at a hotel that has 132 rooms, and the wedding party that stayed with us last night had rented out 70 of them.

But that's not all. We also had not one, but two school sports teams in-house, renting a combined

total of 30 rooms. Needless to say, our hotel was very well bursting at the seams, especially

since each group wanted to be as far away from the other as possible. And we had to pack

regular travellers between those three parties. Ha ha ha!

Party, party, am I right?

Hindsight is 2020, and we should have realised that we were in for a crap storm two days ago.

Bridezilla, her groom, King Kong, and the wedding party of monsters all checked in then.

The men checked into one of the largest suites for a bachelor

party, while the women checked into another for their bachelorette party. We fully expected the men

to cause a riot because they were hauling in beer literally by the keg. In reality, Bridezilla

and her Bridezilla maids were the ones that went on a rampage. Not only did they

tally up a total of three noise complaints, the fourth one gets you evicted, and over $100 worth

of pantry charges, but they actually paid a group of kids $20 each to run up and down the hallways.

I can only suspect it was because they meant to use the kids as a distraction

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