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improv4humans with Matt Besser

OkStupid (Re-release)

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 31 December 2020

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Jon Gabrus, Betsy Sodaro, Eugene Cordero, and Stephanie Allynne enrich their lives by learning how to whistle on this week’s improv4humans with Matt Besser! They’ll also follow an orgasm eater on a date, meet expert booger disposers, and get familiar with a guy who sells his vitamin filled urine. Plus, we figure out what were the steps that went through to put up a misspelled STOP sign in the return of the Mope Report.

Transcript

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0:00.0

So now all day I've just been doing this to see like where it hurts if I do that

0:07.6

I can feel it

0:11.4

So dumb let me know what you need for me. I could do a R2

0:15.7

What happened I just

0:18.0

Leaving my house. I just slipped on the stairs like both legs just went out. Oh, I think you just tell me an exercise

0:24.4

No, no, I was at the gym this morning

0:27.3

I was like oh first day back in a little while after the holiday felt pretty good and then believe me my house

0:32.9

I just

0:34.9

On I or just water just on water

0:39.9

You ever laugh at someone that fell I do that every time somebody falls in front of me

0:47.2

Someone did it to I've been on both sides of this but

0:52.6

I've to very clear memories because of the anger it spurred

0:59.4

One was on a like the day before Christmas probably like in high school or college one of those it's probably college

1:06.4

Freshman year back for Christmas

1:09.8

Snow on the ground walking to a party and my friend just did one of those

1:14.6

Funky, yeah went flat on his back bam and I just immediately started laughing

1:21.6

And then he looked at me like are you what is your fucking problem?

1:25.3

I mean he just fell in ice. Why is that funny?

1:29.7

And the flip side is walking through an airport or no running through an airport with Danielle. We're missing our flight

1:39.0

Can't remember what airport it was not important but a connecting flight and

1:44.6

She fell with her bag and the sky laughed at her

1:48.9

Oh

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