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improv4humans with Matt Besser

My Octopus Fiancée

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2021

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Will Hines, Allyn Pintal, Greg Gallant, and Colin McGurk join Matt Besser for this week’s improv4humans! They perform scenes about hating on Disney, the My Octopus Teacher guy, and an anti-mask grocery protest. Plus, middle schoolers break dress code and Chris Stapleton fact checks his country lyrics.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Whenever I try to do chat from my laptop instead of my phone,

0:04.7

people will tell me, oh, you're chatting me from your email address.

0:07.5

And I'm like, I don't know how that's happening.

0:11.1

And I feel like my father that when I don't understand machines, but I guess that's

0:15.6

happened finally.

0:17.2

How's this thing?

0:18.0

What's going on?

0:19.8

I think my old man thing is that I much prefer to type on the computer than type

0:24.9

on my phone.

0:25.7

So I mostly text from my computer.

0:29.3

Yeah.

0:29.6

And then like friends that I have that don't have iPhones will just fall out of my life.

0:35.6

Because you can't text like to non iPhone things or I'll just like be on my computer,

0:41.9

you know, like doing stuff, whatever texting.

0:43.9

And then realize I haven't looked at my actual phone in like seven hours.

0:47.4

And I have like a miss miss calls or whatever.

0:50.0

Yeah, your Android friends are pissed.

0:51.9

Hey Greg.

0:53.2

Greg.

0:54.0

Yeah.

0:54.9

What's up?

0:55.9

I haven't seen you in like six months, man.

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