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begins with better. A squeezy, branching, grasping, scraping, clutching, cover to soul sinner,

hard and sharp as flint, from which no steel had ever struck out generous fire, secret,

and self-contained, and solitures noister. The cold within him throws his old features,

nipped his pointed nose, shriveled his cheek, stiffened his gait, made his eyes red,

his thin lips blue, and spoke out shrewdly in his grating voice.

Brett, what are you doing?

Oh, I'm just getting ready. Getting the studio ready.

Are you just singing a Christmas Carol?

Yes. It's Christmas. It's the Christmas season.

Well, first off, it's not Christmas till tomorrow, okay?

So it's not Christmas today, and I don't know how many podcasts we've done together,

but I think I've mentioned not only am I Jewish, but I'm an atheist. You've heard that right?

Yeah, and I do that. So you're just going to sing some Christian song as I'm walking in?

Well, it's just a catchy song, and I was getting ready for Christmas tomorrow. I'm going home.

I wasn't singing Hanukkah songs, and atheist songs the rest of the year. You know what I mean?

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