Hi, I'm Paul F. Tompkins. And I'm Nicole Parker. On this podcast, we improvise in character using real posts from a popular neighborhood networking website. Occasionally, we change the names of some streets. And that's all you need to know. To support the show and unlock the ad-free archive, as well as exclusive monthly episodes of the bonus room, go to CBBWorld.com and sign up for a Maximus membership. And now, please enjoy this episode of The Neighborhood Listen.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Your neighbor.

Good.

In Dignity Falls, you're never alone.

You've got the neighbor half app and us.

Burn.

And Jod.

From coyotes to mail theft to weird things to sell

we'll cover it all and meet new neighbors as well we'll chat about any posts you're missing

so just tune in to the neighborhood listen

welcome back to the neighborhood listen if you have listened to it before, that is. Oh, I sure hope they have, but it's possible they haven't. Someone might be just being introduced to this podcast today right now. It's true. And hello. And hello. If that's true. If that's true. If that's true. If that's true. If not, eh. Mm. My name is burnt me a payday. I am the pharmacist in chief here at the Dignity Falls, Dignity Fallsnessy pharmacy. That is, that's a mouthful. It is a mouthful, but I do feel like it. Is that the full, you have to always say the full title. When we answer the phone, yes. Oh, that's a lot. That's how you have to answer the phone. The Digny Falls, Dignity Falls. Oh, see, it's very hard. Yes, I will avoid answering the phone at all costs. You can't just do it old dad. Yellow. Yellow. I didn't interrupt your presentation.

No.

Love yourself.

What's the word for that?

Introduction.

Introduction.

I like presentation, though.

Yeah, presentation of myself.

Please, enjoy my presentation.

Hello.

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