Hi, I'm Paul F. Tompkins. And I'm Nicole Parker. On this podcast, we improvise in character using real posts from a popular neighborhood networking website. Occasionally, we change the names of some streets. And that's all you need to know. To support the show and unlock the ad-free archive, as well as exclusive monthly episodes of the bonus room, go to CBBWorld.com and sign up for a Maximus membership. And now, please enjoy this episode of The Neighborhood Listen.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Your neighbor.

Good.

In Dignity Falls, you're never alone.

You've got the neighbor half app and us.

Burn.

And Jod.

From coyotes to mail theft to weird things to sell.

We'll cover it all.

And meet new neighbors as well.

We'll chat about any posts you're missing.

So just tune in to the neighborhood listen.

Oh, welcome! Wow! To the... Welcome.

Wow.

To the neighborhood list.

This is the podcast that explores the neighborhood of Dignity Falls for the eyes of its many residents, two of whom are seated across from each other.

And I am talking to you right now as one of them.

My name is Burt me a payday.

I'm the pharmacist in chief of the Dignity Falls Missy. Dignity Falls' premier pharmacy. And dare I say, Americas. You dared to do it. You did do it. Where eagles dare. I also. As always, it is. Oh, no. Do you need some water? Are you okay? That was a real big windup. Bird, are you okay? Yes, I inhaled some saliva. I'm so sorry. Okay. We are entering the season of sproon here in Dignity Falls. Yes. As we all know, is sort of in between. I'm so sorry. Here, have this lozange. It's really terrible. Well, there's absolutely nothing you can do about it. Have a lozange. I make them at home now. Well, I don't think if the lodges is good.

Losson. In between, I'm so sorry, here, have this lozange. It's really terrible. There's absolutely nothing you can do about it.

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