Hi, I'm Paul F. Tompkins. And I'm Nicole Parker. On this podcast, we improvise in character using real posts from a popular neighborhood networking website. Occasionally, we change the names of some streets. And that's all you need to know. To support the show and unlock the ad-free archive, as well as exclusive monthly episodes of the bonus room, go to CBBWorld.com and sign up for a Maximus membership. And now, please enjoy this episode of The Neighborhood Listen.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Your neighbor.

Good.

In Dignity Falls, you're never alone.

You've got the neighbor half app and us.

Burn.

And Jod.

From coyotes to mail theft to weird things to sell.

We'll cover it all.

And meet new neighbors as well.

We'll chat about any posts you're missing.

So just tune in to The Neighborhood Listen.

Welcome to The Neighborhood Listen.

This is the podcast that looks at the neighborhood of Dignity Falls

through the eyes of its many residents,

two of whom are seated across from each other at this kitchen island,

one of whom is mine, which is Joe, Joe, come on.

I'm sorry, that tickled me. They wouldn't notice. I think they might have. One of them is mine. Well, they know. But you interrupted the flow. I don't think they would have noticed. I'm sorry. You know what? I get the giggles during the intros now. You do get the giggles. I don't know why that is. Is it feminine overdrive? Well, it's, no, it's an allergy I have. Like, so during spruen, during spruen, which is, of course, our season between May and June. Yes. When we have these carnivorous flowers that look beautiful, but they will kill you, and they also give you terrible allergies. But I also have an allergic reaction to a type of, a type of nut that grows here. And my react, I get the giggles. I mean, it's an actual symptom. My dermatologist said, I don't know why I went to my druthnotts. Are you allergic to goofnuts for my allergies? I guess because I had some skin rashes too.

Yeah, exactly.

Right.

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