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Larry Miller Show

Oh, The Zoomanity! (Rebroadcast)

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Larry, Booze, Home, Comedy, Prarie, Jean, Garrison, Keillor, Shepherd, Improv, Drunk, Miller, Companion, Hangovers, Guffman

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 10 August 2017

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Larry ponders the magic of dogs. They are sweet and cuddly one minute, then scrapping brawlers the next. Also, the cuteness and lack of durability of dog toys is lost on Larry. Ever wonder what happens when a blonde speeder is pulled over by a blonde cop? And when is it too soon to think about going back to school? And congrats to Ollie Dungmeister, foreman of Volcano #2! He's retiring after 50 years of happy service! http://LarryMillerShow.com

Quote of the week: "People like that run for congress."

Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi folks it's Larry Miller and I want to let you know I'm not on the mainland at home

0:06.8

and I'm not on Millaronia. I'm making a movie in Western Massachusetts and I told you a tiny bit about it last week, but boy oh boy as long as I'm here and it won't be long

0:19.6

we'll be back in town making another show next week.

0:24.7

But here's a Classic Larry episode and don't worry if there's one thing I won't do again

0:31.1

it's yell at any state troopers here.

0:33.7

Can you imagine that?

0:35.5

You can't imagine that.

0:37.0

Because if I did, I know I'd meet some of the same guys

0:40.2

I did back in school days. And there I'd be back in the locker room again.

0:45.6

Folks be well enjoy this show and I'll see you next time.

0:52.1

And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Mileronia. It's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who loves stuffed toys. Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show. I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all?

1:32.0

And you know something, it is a gorgeous day here on

1:35.8

Mileronia. True, I control the weather and it's always a gorgeous day, but it doesn't stop me from loving it and Colonel Jeff

1:45.2

feels the same way because he's honest that way not because he's afraid I'm going to

1:51.7

toss him in a volcano.

1:53.0

Well, you're a little afraid, right?

1:55.0

Yeah, a little afraid, but not too afraid.

1:58.0

But it's gorgeous here today, folks.

2:00.0

And oh boy, in that music, when it's a gorgeous day on millaronia the music makes me feel even better

2:06.5

Of course that's the Edward Starkman Orchestra and the Tina Adonieu dancers featuring boy tenor Mike Lucking asking the musical question,

2:17.0

Is there any bigger buzzkill than the back to school ads in July?

2:24.0

No, Mike, there isn't.

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