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Larry Miller Show

Larry Sasses A State Trooper!

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Larry, Booze, Home, Comedy, Prarie, Jean, Garrison, Keillor, Shepherd, Improv, Drunk, Miller, Companion, Hangovers, Guffman

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2017

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

A young Larry is roughed up by some state troopers just for politely asking for one little cigarette. OK, so he didn't ask politely and it happened while he was under arrest, but still! And Larry talks about an upcoming part in a movie. Then we hear about the movie "Inherit The Wind" and Larry recites "A Very Short Song" by Dorothy Parker.

Quote of the week: "Give me a cigarette, you BLANKING BLANK."

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0:00.0

And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Mileronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. America and everyone who's been beaten up for smoking.

0:37.0

Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show.

0:40.0

I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all?

0:42.0

And boy, oh boy, is it beautiful today here on Miller

0:46.4

Ronia? Ah, I hope you're like this too. You just can't beat a beautiful day. It's been too hot as I've

0:56.2

mentioned already as you ought to know when I'm on the mainland in the Los Angeles area. It's too hot. It's crazy hot and it's not okay hot. But here on

1:08.4

Milleronia where it's true I control the weather personally.

1:14.0

It's always gorgeous, but it matters still to say,

1:19.0

wow, good job today, Larry.

1:21.0

It's extra special beautiful and it is here boy oh boy and of course

1:27.3

that's the Sam Sheppard Orchestra and the June foray dancers featuring boy tenor Brad Simpson asking the musical question

1:34.9

in show business if you're a second banana is it because you lack appeal?

1:41.6

Well good question Brad. And the answer is yes. I think it's speaker if you're a

1:48.8

second banana in the movies let's say is it because you lack appeal yes. Yes it is it does nothing wrong with that and there's nothing bad about it

1:58.5

But if a star is a star and he's adored by the public, everyone who goes to see movies. You know, if Errol Flynn is just, oh, so handsome and what a hero and what a smile and what he was so appealing to

2:17.2

women and yes he's the first banana he's's the star. And you know when no one really needed to love his

2:27.7

second banana that much who was you know usually a guy who would say things like,

2:35.0

Hey Boss, you know, and there's nothing wrong with saying things like that.

2:40.0

So it's a good question, Brad.

2:42.0

In show business if you're a second banana, is it because you lack appeal?

2:47.0

Yes, probably. But there's nothing wrong with that because you know what?

2:52.0

So many appealing actors and so many

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