Yo, yo, yo, what's up yo? This is the real Dunkin' Trussle, Alfred Dunkin' Trussle, as it turns out, I had a brain parasite from when I went down to Peru and ate some bad Peruvian food on top of a mind pyramid.

A parasite, it apparently, climbed into my neocortex via my soft and geopassage, and rode its way to the deepest part of my brain, and it transformed me from an alpha male into a simple bitch, so do me a favor, and go back in your iPod and delete every previous Dunkin' Trussle family out.

All that nonsense I was weapon about how were all just expressions of a divine transcendent universal love field that wants to articulate itself through all words, thoughts, and actions, and how the ultimate thing is love and the other matters is to connect with your fellow man or fellow woman, and do what you can do to serve them, and bring them a brief amount of happiness in this short blip of existence.

All that was nonsense, hippy-dippy-burning man, hummus-soak-hacky-sack, but surely smellin' bullshit, it was like a turd dipped in a, and a gregly bag, and covered with, butchery and oils, and rolled around and beads, and puttin' the hands of a hippy child, who was in a white corn, I want you to regurgitate that, and now understand that this is the real Dunkin' Trussle family.

And this is where we talk about real Dunk, so if you're one of those beta bitches that's afraid of getting down to the deep shit, and talking about real Dunk, like what's goin' down at the UFC, what's up in football, or how to get bitches, then I suggest you go find another podcast, there's plenty of them to choose from for a bitch, and only a few, for those who are hard, and aren't afraid to go deep.

So if you're a pussy, I will see you later, evacuate the premises, but for all of those of you who ain't afraid to stick around, and talk about real Dunk, welcome, what's up, fist bump, through the internet, you know, and so now, to get things off to a good start, I caught up, one of my best buds, one of my bros, snake, he's a pick up artist, he's the author of several books, getting raved with them, and talking about real Dunkin' Trussle family, and talking about real Dunkin' Trussle family, and talking about real Dunkin' Trussle family, and talking about real Dunkin' Trussle family, and talking about real Dunkin' Trussle family, and talking about real Dunkin' Trussle family, and talking about real Dunkin' Trussle family, and talking about real Dunkin' Trussle family, and talking about real Dunkin' Trussle family, and talking about real Dunkin'

Snake, snake's dick, and how to make your dick sing by snake. These are great books, you can pick them up yourself, published on Amazon.com, but before you do that, let's take a listen to this little conversation I had with pick up artist and lady's man's snake about how we can all go out and get our dick sucked tonight.

Hello?

Yeah, we saw him on the leader. Damn, it's been too long, Snake. You're on the Dunkin' Trussle family hour, bitch! We're just Dunkin'!

Yeah, who the hell are you thinking he was crazy ass, bitch?

Damn, son, your voice sounded deepest shit!

Oh, that's because I got that persever removed from my vocal coach.

Oh, that's tight, that's tight, yo.

Yo, you sound a little warm with a brother, what's up? Got a kissing cold?

Yeah, I kinda got... I got a disease from... I've been over-fucking, and I got... I got me some hepatitis.

So what?

That sounds like some crazy ass pussy shit. I was putting my bows on in too many warm wet holes, and one of them had some bacteria on it or something.

What the hell's y'all doing here in the dark, girl? Sounds like a fart monitor. You're a hospital, bitch!

Yeah, I'm in the hospital, dog. I'm a... I don't know, man. I've never really been this worried about anything, but the doctor said it don't look good.

I might've... I might've got myself in trouble, Dunkin'. All my... All my good expertise, fuckin' might've led... might've led to my demise after all.

What's your nose look like?

She's tight, yo. She's real tight. She won't... but since I got this disease all over my bazaar, she won't let me fuck her.

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