Official Average Boy Podcast #81
The Official Average Boy Podcast
Focus on the Family
4.6 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 29 September 2023
⏱️ 21 minutes
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Summary
Bob introduces himself as “the daring David of the day determined and driven to deliver deep dapper distinguished divine disciples devoted to discombobulating the Devil.” Jesse soon finds that means AB has faced off with a giant bully using a giant Bible on Bring Your Bible to School Day. The outcome is surprising! But not as surprising as how many times baseball is talked about in the Bible or how powerful the Word of God really is.
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| 0:00.0 | He's average boy, he's average boy, he's average boy, look out, he's back with shoes untied |
| 0:18.5 | in his ears, slick back, taking life on one day at a time, average boy and just bringing |
| 0:24.8 | the rhyme. |
| 0:26.3 | Welcome to episode 81 of the official average boy podcast. |
| 0:30.1 | I'm Jesse Editor, focus on the Family Clubhouse Magazine. |
| 0:33.2 | And I'm Bob Smiley, aka average boy, aka the daring David of the day determined and driven |
| 0:40.1 | to deliver deep, dapper, distinguished, divine, disciples devoted to discombobulating the devil. |
| 0:47.7 | Oh, my grandma also caused me sugar breaches. |
| 0:52.7 | Okay, well, it sounds like we're getting the high octane version of you today, sugar |
| 0:57.7 | breaches. |
| 0:58.7 | Oh, actually, I'd love to be high octane. |
| 1:02.1 | Having eight arms would be so super cool. |
| 1:05.1 | Well, high octane has nothing to do with having eight arms. |
| 1:09.6 | I think you're thinking of the sea animal with the bulging eyes and the eight tentacles. |
| 1:13.7 | Wait, what? |
| 1:14.7 | They all have bulging eyes? |
| 1:15.7 | I've only seen one and I just thought it was really shocked at something. |
| 1:19.9 | Okay, hang on. |
| 1:21.7 | What is octane? |
| 1:22.7 | Oh, well, octane is a chemical compound most often used in conjunction with gasoline. |
| 1:28.7 | You know, chemically octane has many structural isomers, but basically breaks down to a hydrogen |
| 1:35.3 | and an alpha like well, okay, I got it, Jesse. |
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