Official Average Boy Podcast #82
The Official Average Boy Podcast
Focus on the Family
4.6 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 27 October 2023
⏱️ 20 minutes
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Summary
Average Boy thinks his dad is all wet for wanting to see how much he’s playing a water-based game on his phone. The truth is it’s AB who’s drowning with a cellphone addiction! After realizing how much time he’s wasting on his phone, AB decides to spend his time more wisely. And he starts by answering a question from a listener who’s having friendship trouble.
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| 0:00.0 | He's average boy, he's average boy. |
| 0:15.4 | Look out, he's back with shoes untied in his ears, slick back, taking life on one day |
| 0:21.6 | at a time. |
| 0:23.0 | Average boy and just bringing the rhyme. |
| 0:26.2 | Welcome to episode 82 of the official average boy podcast. |
| 0:30.0 | I'm Bob Smiley, aka Average Boy, aka the former champion river shiver pitcher figure |
| 0:36.6 | that makes others trigger, quiver, and end up bitter. |
| 0:40.4 | Wow, I see you're going with rhyming words instead of alliteration this time. |
| 0:45.4 | Yeah, I like it. |
| 0:46.6 | I'm the messy, but always dressy, Bob's messy, Jesse from FOTF, and speaking of FOTF, I'm |
| 0:55.9 | also the editor of Focus on the Family's Clubhouse magazine. |
| 0:59.4 | But I can't really think of anything that rhymes with all that. |
| 1:04.2 | Don't feel bad, it's rough, all that rhyming stuff. |
| 1:07.4 | And actually that was great. |
| 1:08.8 | Plus, it's hard to think of words that rhyme with magazine. |
| 1:12.8 | I can only think of main, green, lane, machine, clean in between, screen, queen. |
| 1:21.5 | You come up with the words and I edit them. |
| 1:24.0 | We all have our rules in life. |
| 1:25.8 | Oh, hey, I had a role last night. |
| 1:28.0 | I actually wanted a second one, but you have to be quick if you're sitting next to my dad. |
| 1:33.4 | No, no, no, I was talking about an R-O-L-E. |
| 1:37.4 | Oh, a roly-poly? |
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