Official Average Boy Podcast #80
The Official Average Boy Podcast
Focus on the Family
4.6 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 25 August 2023
⏱️ 21 minutes
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Summary
For their family vacation, Average Boy and his family go on a cruise! A little mishap with his passport delays them a bit, but as soon as Bob hits the deck, he’s in full gear. From visiting the pool to eating at the buffet to “recarpeting” their tiny room, AB has a blast! Bob and Jesse help a listener deal with drama at school. They also share thoughts on how God hears all our prayers.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, it's Jim Dayley here. Just so you know, it's time. Time for a challenge. Time to not only be a Christian, but live your faith. |
| 0:09.0 | Bring your Bible to school day is the next Live It Challenge on October 5th. Nationwide, kids will team up to share the gospel at their schools. |
| 0:17.0 | To learn more or register your children for the first time, visit BringYourBible.com. His word gives us confidence. |
| 0:25.0 | So let's live it up. BringYourBible.com |
| 0:31.0 | Average Boy |
| 0:37.0 | He's Average Boy |
| 0:42.0 | He's Average Boy |
| 0:45.0 | Look out, he's back |
| 0:47.0 | With shoes untied at his ears, slick back |
| 0:50.0 | Taking life on one day at a time |
| 0:53.0 | Average Boy and Jess bringing the rhyme |
| 0:56.0 | Welcome to episode 80 of the official Average Boy Podcast. That's right. A zero. I'm Bob Smiley, AKA Average Boy. |
| 1:04.0 | AKA the Snowball Slytherin Slytherin Slytherin Snyed Snyed Snyed Snickering Slinger of Sili-ness |
| 1:11.0 | And I'm |
| 1:14.0 | Jess Jessy. Editor of. Wait hang on. I get that you're the snide snyd snickering slinger of Sili-ness |
| 1:23.0 | But why the snowball slither slithering shivering part? |
| 1:28.4 | Oh, I threw the snow reference in as an inside joke to our dedicated fans who've been listening to all our episodes from the very very beginning. Okay. |
| 1:37.7 | Wait, I still don't get it. Well, Jesse, maybe you haven't been listening from the beginning. Bob, I've been on every episode. Huh. Oh, yeah. |
| 1:46.2 | So you should get it, but I'll explain anyway. You know how our favorite joke on here is what did the zero say to the eight? |
| 1:53.0 | I love that joke. The zero said to eight. Nice belt. |
| 1:57.8 | That is one of our favorite jokes, but I don't understand what it has to do with snowballs or snow or or or shivering. |
| 2:05.5 | Jesse and eight looks like a snowman. Everyone knows that. And no one has ever made a snowman without getting into a snowball fight. |
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