Official Average Boy Podcast #79
The Official Average Boy Podcast
Focus on the Family
4.6 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 28 July 2023
⏱️ 21 minutes
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Summary
When Average Boy plays hide-and-seek with his friend Billy, Bob ends up scaring his mom! To make up for it, he treats her extra nicely and serenades her in the grocery store. Mom forgives him and asks AB to pick out some apples for a delicious dessert . . . well, you can guess what happens. In the end, Bob learns you can pick your friends and pick an apple, so make sure to pick good ones.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, it's Jim Dayley here. Just so you know, it's time. Time for a challenge. Time to not only be a Christian, but live your faith. |
| 0:09.0 | Bring your Bible to school day is the next Live It Challenge on October 5th. Nationwide, kids will team up to share the gospel at their schools. |
| 0:17.0 | To learn more or register your children for the first time, visit BringYourBible.com. His word gives us confidence. |
| 0:25.0 | So let's live it up. BringYourBible.com |
| 0:31.0 | Average Boy |
| 0:36.0 | He's Average Boy |
| 0:42.0 | He's Average Boy |
| 0:45.0 | Look out, he's back |
| 0:47.0 | With shoes untied at his ears, slick back |
| 0:50.0 | Taking life on one day at a time |
| 0:53.0 | Average Boy and just bringing the rhyme |
| 0:56.0 | Welcome to episode 79 of the official Average Boy podcast. I'm Jesse, editor of Focus on the Family Clubhouse Magazine |
| 1:03.0 | And I'm Bob Smiley, aka Average Boy |
| 1:06.0 | aka the Amazing Attitude Adjuster of Apples and Angry Adults |
| 1:13.0 | Oh, wait, how do you adjust the attitude of an apple? |
| 1:18.0 | Well, you make them more appealing |
| 1:23.0 | But that comes later. And now you've got me telling Jesse jokes. |
| 1:27.0 | Oh, sorry about that, Bob. You also mentioned Angry Adults. It sounds like you have a story. |
| 1:33.0 | Oh, Jesse, I've got a fruity, fantastic feature folly to unfold. You want me to tell it? |
| 1:39.0 | Well, you can do that or I could just start telling Jesse jokes for the rest of the episode. |
| 1:44.0 | A story it is. I'm sure everyone listening is glad I have a story now. |
| 1:49.0 | I'm sure they are. But you know, AB, we've been getting a lot of fan feedback lately saying how much they love my Jesse jokes. |
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