Official Average Boy Podcast #78
The Official Average Boy Podcast
Focus on the Family
4.6 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 30 June 2023
⏱️ 20 minutes
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Summary
School is out. Summer has finally come! With his best friend, Billy, away on vacation and no Wi-Fi at his home (don't ask why...), Average Boy gets bored pretty quickly. When Bob admits that he’s bored, his dad suggests doing chores! Average Boy doesn’t just work around his house, he "helps" out neighbors by mowing their lawns. In the end, AB realizes a God-sized imagination beats Wi-Fi (and boredom) any day. Bob and Jesse also help a listener with her Christian walk.
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| 0:00.0 | He's average boy, he's average boy, he's average boy. |
| 0:15.4 | Look out, he's back with shoes untied in his ear to slick back, taking life on one |
| 0:21.4 | day at a time, average boy and just bringing the ride. |
| 0:25.9 | Welcome to episode 78 of the official average boy podcast. |
| 0:29.6 | I'm Bob Smiley, aka average boy, aka the board boy, bellowing, bemused, befundled, boystressed, |
| 0:38.0 | beloved, blissfully brilliant, blessed, breathtaking, bright, blossoming, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, |
| 0:44.8 | AB. |
| 0:45.8 | Yeah, Jesse. |
| 0:46.8 | Well, how long is your introduction going to take? |
| 0:48.8 | I mean, you don't get to go first very often, but you're kind of going on for a long |
| 0:53.8 | time. |
| 0:54.8 | Oh, sorry, Jesse, I'm so bored. |
| 0:58.4 | I kind of got carried away. Plus, I actually know a lot of B words, but you're right. Let's do it again. Hey everybody, I'm average boy |
| 1:06.0 | Better |
| 1:07.2 | Beautifully brief and I'm Jesse editor of Focus on the Family Clubhouse magazine. That's it |
| 1:12.8 | You really should think about beefing up your introductions. Good idea. And now I really want beef for dinner |
| 1:20.6 | But why are you bored? Okay, so school finally got out. Oh, hey, can we put some loud clapping and cheering music here? |
| 1:29.4 | Thanks anyway, Jesse. I couldn't wait for school to get out. I was watching the clock on the last day of school |
| 1:35.6 | Just waiting for that final belter ring and when it did oh, I bolted toward the doors at the front of the school |
| 1:41.5 | Just waiting to burst out into the sunlight and then the all my summer freedom |
| 1:48.6 | Did you eventually I actually forgot to hit the lever that makes the door open? |
| 1:53.1 | So I ended up hitting the glass door and bouncing back onto the hallway floor |
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