average boy he's average boy he's average boy

he's average boy look out he's back with shoes untied and his ears slick, taking life on one day at a time.

Average boy and Jess bringing the rhyme.

Drum roll, please.

Welcome to episode 100 of the official, amazing, awesome, all-inspiring average boy podcast.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Anyway, I'm...

You know what?

Who am I kidding?

You've heard me introduce myself 99 other times, so everybody knows who I am.

Bob, I know you're really excited about us hitting our 100th episode, but we get new listeners

every time we post a new show.

So why don't you introduce yourself, you know, just to be safe?

Jesse, who would discover the absolute best podcasts in the world?

You know, ours.

And start on episode 100.

That's like eating a birthday cake, but then starting in the middle.

Hang on.

Actually, that doesn't sound bad at all.

Wow, I can't wait for my next birthday.

But you do make a good point.

Okay, I'll stick with our award-winning format and introduce myself. Hey, everybody,

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