Official Average Boy Podcast #99
The Official Average Boy Podcast
Focus on the Family
4.6 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 28 March 2025
⏱️ 23 minutes
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Summary
Average Boy loves peace and quiet, especially when he’s loudly telling a story while tromping through the woods with his friends. Speaking of his friends, Sarah has something special to show AB, Billy and Everley. But what is it? Join Jesse and Bob to find out in this hilarious adventure. Plus, you won’t be-leaf the amazing tree jokes and the answer to a question from a listener in Scotland!
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| 0:00.0 | average boy he's average boy he's average boy he's average boy and jess bringing the With shoes untied and his ears slicked back, taking life on one day at a time. |
| 0:23.0 | Average Boy and Jess bringing the rhyme. |
| 0:26.2 | Welcome to episode 99 of the official Average Boy podcast. |
| 0:30.3 | I'm Jesse from Focus on the Family Clubhouse magazine. |
| 0:33.0 | And I'm Bob Smiley, aka Average Boy, aka the super silent, slippery, slick sleuth of solitude. |
| 0:42.3 | Slippery, slick sleuth of solitude. Does that mean you're a detective of quiet? |
| 0:49.5 | Oh, absolutely, Jesse. I love quiet. I mean, quietness is my way of life. It's also a great way to score a lot. Oh, two words. A lot of points on Scrabble. You know, because there's very few QU words out there, you know. Anyway, the point is I love quiet. |
| 1:08.5 | Quiet, quiet. Can we turn down average boys volume in my headset while he's talking about how he loves to be quiet? Because that was kind of loud. |
| 1:17.9 | You know what? Don't bother there, producer guy, because I come with my own volume control so I can lower my voice like this anytime I want to. |
| 1:29.4 | Okay, all right. |
| 1:30.8 | So let's just get into the story. |
| 1:32.6 | What makes you the super silent, slippery, slick sleuth of solitude? |
| 1:38.6 | I'm sure you have a story to go along with that name. |
| 1:41.1 | Oh, I do. |
| 1:42.2 | Okay, so last week Sarah said she had something super cool to |
| 1:46.0 | show us after school. You know what? Now that I'm thinking about it, she could have saved some |
| 1:51.4 | words there because there's nothing cool in school. So I knew it had to be something cool after |
| 1:57.8 | school. Hi, B, come on. I know deep down you really like school. |
| 2:02.4 | Well, it must be way deep down because I'm not seeing it. |
| 2:06.3 | Well, actually, having a good attitude about school is something a lot of kids, two words, they struggle with. |
| 2:12.9 | Like this question that we got on the Averageboypod Podcast.com website, this is from Lena, |
| 2:20.2 | and she said, I'm homeschooled and I don't like school, but I know my mom puts a lot of work |
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