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Average Boy and Jess bringing the rhyme.

Welcome to episode 101 of the official average boy podcast.

Or actually episode me, my dad, and my brother.

Okay, Bob, I see you're going to jump right in here,

but I'm totally not following you.

Do you want to have your dad and your brother on this episode? Oh, the answer to that question is actually the same thing I say to Mr. Pavido's favorite garden hose. He has two garden hoses, so he gave

letters to let me know which one he wants me to get when we're working in his yard.

And, uh, uh, what do you say when you're gardening?

Oh, I say, no way, Jose.

Jose is his favorite.

And no, I absolutely do not want my brother on our show.

I mean, first of all, I'd never get the smell out of the microphone.

I mean, you know he doesn't'd never get the smell out of the microphone. I mean,

you know he doesn't brush his teeth every day.

Wait, don't you like sometimes to forget to brush your teeth as a... Hey, Jesse, you know what? Sorry to interrupt, but you didn't finish introducing yourself.

I won't interrupt again, but go ahead and tell everyone that you're the grand poob of Focus on the Families Clubhouse magazine and co-hosts of this amazing podcast.

Well, I think you're avoiding my last question, but I also think you just introduced me, although I'm just really a small part of a really great magazine for kids.

But just so we don't leave our listeners wondering

what you were talking about, what did you mean by you, your dad, and your brother? Oh, well,

you said we're on episode 101 and that's what it looks like with my brother and I stand on each side

of our dad. We look like the number 101.

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