All right, everybody, welcome back to another edition of the Untitled Jeff Luck podcast.

I'm your host, Jeff Luck, and I'm very, very happy to be virtually joined by my friend,

Brant James, all the way across the country in Florida, but we're linked by the magic of Skype.

Brant, how are you?

I'm doing great.

I feel like we are virtually reaching across those flyover states and hugging somewhere

around eastern Colorado, maybe around a Kansas or Nebraska area.

It's pretty good.

So like if we were going to meet halfway, we'd have to go to like Nebraska.

Is that what you're saying?

We'd pick a spot. We'd make an X on the map and it'd be like the middle of a cornfield and we meet right there and be hugged. And I don't know, maybe you don't have a cup of coffee or something Nebraska, we were able to join you together by the magic of Skype. And we are here today because we're going to talk about awards and superlatives and the best and worst things of the year. But of course, because it's Brandt and I, We can't just have regular awards.

We have to have some offbeat awards.

And so that's what we're going to do today.

We have 10 categories that we've come up for you guys.

Now, Brandt, what are we calling these awards, by the way?

Wow.

We have to combine our names or something.

We do.

Let's see.

Bramplush, Jeff, the gluck...

I don't know.

I mean, it's your podcast.

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